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Enjoy the wit, wisdom and charm of genealogy!
 

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I looked up my family tree!  Guess what? "There were two dogs using it!"
 

NEXT GENERATION GENEALOGISTS
A modern mother is explaining to her little girl about pictures in the family photo album. "This is the geneticist with your surrogate mother and here's your sperm donor and your father's clone. This is me holding you when you were just a frozen embryo. The lady with the very troubled look on her face is your aunt, she's the family genealogist."
 

If only ancestors came with pull-down menus and on-line help . . 
 

A pithy collection of genealogy gems shared by many visitors to our website over the years!   Thanks to all who have shared -- these jewels belong to the ages!  Enjoy!